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The Séance That Ended Everything.
1 Samuel 28 — The king who banned séances throws one
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Key Takeaways
The kindest person in this chapter is the illegal medium feeding a broken king — while God's chosen leader is literally falling apart on her floor
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Samuel came back from the dead just to deliver the most devastating 'I told you so' in history — tomorrow you and your sons are done, bill's due
God left Saul on read through every channel — dreams, prophets, Urim — because you can't ghost God for years and expect Him to pick up when YOU need something
Saul banned all mediums from Israel, then snuck out in disguise at night to visit one — the irony is no cap suffocating
David gave the most diplomatically ambiguous 'bet' ever to the Philistine king, walking a tightrope between two nations like a lowkey political genius
📢 Chapter 28 — The Darkest Night 🌑
This is one of the most haunting chapters in the entire Bible. — first king, the guy who was supposed to be the chosen one — has fallen so far from God that he's about to do the one thing he literally outlawed. The is dead, the are closing in, and God has gone completely silent.
What happens next is lowkey the most unsettling scene in the Old Testament. A disguise, a séance, a ghost, and a sentence — all in one night. Buckle up.
David's Double Life 🎭
Meanwhile, was still living with the Philistines, playing both sides. The king was gearing up for war against , and he turned to David like—
"You're rolling with me into battle. You and your boys, in my army."
David gave the most diplomatically ambiguous answer ever:
"Bet. You'll see what your servant can do."
That could mean literally anything — fight FOR the Philistines or fight AGAINST them. David left it wide open, and Achish ate it up, promoting him to personal bodyguard. David was walking a tightrope between two nations, and somehow keeping his balance. For now.
God Left Him on Read 😶
Quick background: had died, and all mourned him. He was buried in , his hometown. Also important — himself had banned every medium and necromancer from the land. He kicked them all out. Remember that, because it's about to be very ironic.
The Philistines set up camp at Shunem. Saul gathered army at . And when Saul saw the size of the army, his heart trembled. This wasn't nervous energy — this was full-body terror.
So Saul did what you'd expect a king to do — he prayed. He sought God through dreams. Through the . Through . Every channel. Every method. And God said... nothing. Complete silence. No dreams, no answers, no direction. God had him. Not because God is petty, but because Saul had spent years ignoring God's voice — and now there was nothing left to say. 💀
The Illegal Séance 🕯️
This is where it goes from bad to unhinged. — the king who BANNED mediums — turned to his servants and said:
"Find me a woman who's a medium. I need to talk to someone on the other side."
His servants, probably exchanging glances, were like:
"There's one at En-dor."
So Saul put on a disguise, changed his clothes, and snuck out in the middle of the night with two men. The king of was literally going on the DL to break his own . He showed up at this woman's door and said:
"I need you to summon a spirit for me. Bring up whoever I name."
The woman wasn't having it:
"Are you serious right now? You KNOW what Saul has done — he cut off every medium in the land. Why are you trying to set me up? You're trying to get me killed."
And then Saul — the man who was supposed to represent God's authority — swore by the Lord that she wouldn't be punished. He used God's name to guarantee protection for something God explicitly forbade. The irony is suffocating.
Samuel Rises 👻
The woman agreed:
"Who do you want me to bring up?"
said:
"Bring up Samuel."
And when she did — when she actually saw appear — she screamed. Whatever she was expecting, this was different. This was real. And in that moment, she also realized who she was talking to:
"Why have you deceived me? You're Saul!"
Saul tried to calm her down:
"Don't be afraid. What do you see?"
The woman, visibly shook, described what she saw:
"I see a divine figure coming up out of the earth... an old man wrapped in a robe."
Saul knew immediately — it was Samuel. And the king of fell face-first to the ground in homage. The man who wouldn't listen to Samuel alive was now bowing to him from the grave. 😔
The Final Verdict ⚖️
What follows is one of the heaviest conversations in all of . There's no humor here — just the devastating weight of consequences catching up to a man who ran from them for years.
wasn't happy to be there:
"Why have you disturbed me by bringing me up?"
poured out everything:
"I'm in total distress. The Philistines are coming for me. God has turned away from me. He won't answer me — not through prophets, not through dreams, nothing. So I summoned you to tell me what to do."
And Samuel's response was unflinching:
"Why are you asking ME? The Lord has turned from you and become your enemy. He did exactly what He told you through me — He's torn the kingdom out of your hand and given it to David. Because you didn't obey the Lord's voice. Because you didn't carry out His judgment against the Amalekites. That's why this is happening."
And then the final blow:
"Tomorrow, you and your sons will be with me. The Lord will hand Israel's army over to the Philistines."
No escape. No second chance. No plot twist. Just the full, terrible consequence of a lifetime of disobedience. Saul had been running from this moment since the day he spared King Agag against God's direct command. And now the bill was due. Every. Single. penny.
A King on the Floor 💔
collapsed. Not a stumble, not a kneel — he fell full length on the ground, completely wrecked by words. There was no strength left in him. He hadn't eaten all day or all night, and now he had nothing left — no energy, no , no future.
The medium — this woman who had every reason to be afraid of Saul — saw him lying there, terrified and broken. And she did something unexpectedly compassionate:
"Look — I obeyed you. I risked my own life to do what you asked. Now please, let me do something for you. Let me make you some food so you have the strength to get up and go."
Saul refused. He said he wouldn't eat. But his servants and the woman kept urging him until he finally gave in. He pulled himself up off the floor and sat on the bed.
The woman prepared a meal — she killed a fattened calf, kneaded dough, baked unleavened bread. She set it before Saul and his men, and they ate. Then they got up and walked away into the night.
No trumpets. No army rallying behind their king. No battle cry. Just a broken man walking into the darkness, heading toward a tomorrow that had already been decided. The kindest person in this entire chapter was the woman who was breaking . And the most lost person was the one who was supposed to be leading God's people. 💔