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Snake Bit and Still Standing.
Acts 28 — The finale where chains, vipers, and an empire can't stop the message
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Key Takeaways
Paul got bit by a viper and shook it off into the fire like a notification he didn't care about — locals went from "murderer" to "literally a god" in five minutes.
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📢 Chapter 28 — Snake Bit and Still Standing 🐍
After surviving a full-on shipwreck (see chapter 27 — absolute chaos), and the of the crew washed up on shore. Soaking wet, freezing, and probably looking like they'd been through it — because they had. 276 people, all accounted for, just like God promised.
What happened next is one of the wildest final chapters in the entire Bible. Paul tanks a viper bite, heals an island's worth of people, finally reaches , and spends his last scene doing exactly what he's been doing since — preaching to anyone who will listen. The book of Acts doesn't end with a neat bow. It ends with Paul still going. 🔥
Viper? What Viper? 🐍
They found out the island was called . The locals were genuinely kind — they built a bonfire and welcomed everybody in because it was cold and raining. Just good people being good people.
, never one to sit around, started gathering sticks for the blaze. But when he laid the bundle on the flames, a viper shot out from the heat and latched onto his hand. Like, fangs IN. The locals saw the snake dangling from his wrist and immediately started theorizing:
"This guy is definitely a murderer. He survived the sea, but Justice caught up with him."
(Quick context: they believed in a kind of divine karma — escape one , get hit by another. The snake was God's receipt, in their minds.)
But Paul just shook the snake off into the flames like it was nothing. No swelling. No collapse. Nothing. The locals sat there staring, fully expecting him to drop dead any second. When he didn't, they did a complete 180 and decided he must be a god. From murderer to deity in about five minutes — talk about a plot twist. 😂
The Island's Biggest Glow Up 🏥
Near where they'd landed, the chief official of the island — a guy named Publius — owned a bunch of land. He took and the crew in and hosted them for three days. Genuinely hospitable.
It turned out Publius's was seriously ill — fever and dysentery, which in that era could easily be fatal. Paul went to visit him, prayed, laid hands on him, and healed him. Just like that.
Word spread fast. Once the rest of the island heard what happened, everyone who was sick started showing up — and they were all cured. The people honored Paul and his crew in a major way, and when it was time to leave, they loaded the ship with everything they'd need for the journey. Three months on turned into a full-on revival. That's how you leave a place better than you found it. ✨
The Road to Rome 🚢
After three months on , they set sail on an Alexandrian ship that had spent the winter docked on the island. (The figurehead was the twin gods Castor and Pollux — pagan vibes, but it was the ride that was available.)
They stopped at for three days, then sailed to Rhegium. A south wind picked up the next day and carried them to , where they found believers and stayed a whole week. And then — finally — they came to .
Here's the part that hits: the believers in Rome heard was coming and walked out to meet him. Some came as far as the Forum of Appius and Three Taverns — that's 30 to 40 miles outside the city. They didn't wait for Paul to come to them. They went to him. When Paul saw them, he thanked God and took courage.
After years of trials, beatings, shipwrecks, and imprisonment — seeing those faces reminded him he wasn't alone. Once in Rome, Paul was allowed to live by himself with a soldier guarding him. House arrest, but still. He made it. 🙏
Paul Makes His Case ⚖️
Three days in, didn't waste any time. He called together the local Jewish leaders — because even in chains, his hadn't changed.
"Brothers, I haven't done anything against our people or the customs of our ancestors. But I was arrested in Jerusalem and handed over to the Romans. They examined me and wanted to let me go — there was no reason for the death penalty. But when the Jewish leaders objected, I had no choice but to appeal to Caesar. I'm not here to accuse my own nation. I asked to meet you because it's the hope of Israel — that's why I'm wearing this chain."
Paul wasn't bitter. He wasn't throwing his own people under the bus. He was saying: I'm here because I believe in the same you do. The chain on his wrist was there because of the .
The Jewish leaders responded honestly:
"We haven't received any letters from Judea about you, and none of the brothers who've come through have said anything bad. But we want to hear your views directly — because this sect is getting talked about everywhere, and none of it is good."
They were curious but cautious. They'd heard the about this movement and wanted to hear it straight from the source. 🧠
All Day, Every Day — And Still a Split Room 📖
They set a date, and the Jewish leaders came to place in even bigger numbers this time. From morning until evening — an entire day — Paul laid it all out. He testified about the and walked them through using and the . Not opinions. Not vibes. , cover to cover, showing how it all pointed to one person.
Some were convinced. Others refused to believe. Same , same room, two completely different responses. They started arguing among themselves, and as they were leaving, Paul dropped one final statement:
"The Holy Spirit was right when He spoke to your ancestors through Isaiah the prophet:
'Go to this people and say: You will hear but never understand. You will see but never perceive. This people's heart has grown dull. Their ears barely hear. Their eyes are closed — so that they might not see with their eyes, hear with their ears, understand with their hearts, and turn so I could heal them.'
So let it be known to you: this salvation from God has been sent to the Gentiles — and they will listen."
That quote wasn't Paul being petty. It was a centuries-old warning about what happens when people have every opportunity to see the truth and still choose to look away. The door wasn't closing — but it was opening wider to include everyone else. 💯
Unhindered 🔓
And that's how the book of Acts ends. Not with a dramatic trial. Not with a verdict. Not even with death.
Paul lived in for two full years at his own expense. He welcomed everyone who came to him. And he spent that time doing exactly one thing: proclaiming the and teaching about the Lord Jesus with all boldnessand without hindrance.
No cap — that last phrase is everything. "Without hindrance." Chains on his wrists, a soldier at his door, the most powerful empire on earth surrounding him — and nothing could stop the message. The book of Acts doesn't end with a period. It ends with a comma. Because the story wasn't over. It's still not. 🎤⬇️