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Kings, Courts, and Quality Control.
Deuteronomy 17 — Solomon broke every rule on a list written centuries before he was born
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Key Takeaways
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The top job requirement for a king wasn't military strategy or diplomacy — it was reading God's word daily so he wouldn't start thinking he was better than everyone else
Bringing God your leftover, bottom-tier sacrifice is literally an abomination — what you give reflects what you think of Him, no cap
📢 Chapter 17 — The Standards Are Non-Negotiable 👑
is still laying out God's blueprint for how is supposed to function as a nation. We're deep in section of , and this chapter covers three major areas: what you bring to God better not be garbage, how to handle cases too complex for your local court, and — maybe the most prophetic part — what happens when eventually asks for a king.
These aren't random rules. Every single one is about the same thing: keeping the community aligned with God and not letting anyone — from the average person to the king himself — act like they're above the standard.
No Mid Offerings 🐑
Right out the gate, God sets the tone for this whole chapter: quality matters.
If you're bringing a to God — an ox, a sheep, whatever — it better not have a blemish. No defects. No "close enough." You don't bring your leftover, bottom-tier animal and call it . God calls that an . Not "mildly disappointing." An .
The principle here is real: what you give to God reflects what you think of God. If you're bringing Him your worst, you're telling Him He's not worth your best. That's not just a rule about livestock — it's a whole mindset. 💯
Idolatry Is a Covenant Breaker ⚡
Now addresses the most serious offense in the community: worship. If someone in one of your towns — man or woman — has been caught worshiping other gods, bowing down to the sun, the moon, or the stars, they've broken the . That's not a side quest violation. That's treason against the God who brought them out of .
But here's the thing — God doesn't want mob . Before anything happens, you investigate diligently. You don't just act on rumors. You confirm it. You make sure it's true and certain. And even then, no one gets convicted on the word of just one witness. You need two or three witnesses minimum. The witnesses themselves have to be the first ones to carry out the sentence — which means they're putting their own on the line. If they lied, that's on them.
This is heavy. The penalty for was . But the safeguards — the investigation, the multiple witnesses, the accountability — show that God cares about Justice, not just . The goal was to purge the from the community so the whole nation didn't get dragged down. In the ancient Near East, where every nation around them was worshiping created things instead of the , this was the line that could not be crossed.
The Supreme Court of Israel 🧠
Not every case is straightforward. Sometimes a dispute comes up in your town — a homicide that's hard to classify, a legal right that's unclear, an assault where it's complicated — and the local just can't figure it out. What then?
God had a plan for that. You take it to the central place of worship — the place God chooses — and bring it before the and the currently serving. They hear the case, they make the call, and their decision is final. No appeals court. No "well, I don't agree." You follow their ruling exactly, not turning to the right or the left.
And if someone decides they're too important to listen? If they act presumptuously and refuse to obey the Priest or the judge who's standing before God? That person dies. The consequence is severe because the stakes are severe — if people can just ignore the courts whenever they feel like it, the whole system falls apart. God built a system that required both and trust. Everyone — from the judges to the people — had to submit to something bigger than their own opinion. And when people heard what happened to those who refused, they'd think twice before trying it themselves. ⚡
The King Rulebook (Before They Even Had a King) 👑
Here's where it gets prophetic. doesn't have a king yet — they're still in the wilderness — but God already knows they're going to ask for one. He doesn't say "you can't have a king." He says, "When you eventually say 'I want a king like all the nations around me,' here are the rules."
First rule: God chooses the king. Not a popularity vote, not whoever has an incredibly . God picks. And the king has to be one of their own brothers — no foreigner, no outsider who doesn't share the .
Then come the restrictions, and every single one of them is about preventing the king from becoming the kind of ruler the surrounding nations had:
No stacking horses. Horses meant military power, and specifically, they came from . God literally says, "You shall never return that way again." The whole point of the was getting OUT of Egypt — going back for military flex would be a betrayal of everything God did for them.
No collecting wives. This wasn't about romance — royal marriages in the ancient world were political alliances. Every new wife meant a new treaty with a foreign nation, and every foreign wife brought her gods with her. God says it plainly: "lest his heart turn away."
No hoarding gold and silver. A king who's stacking wealth is a king who's trusting his treasury instead of his God.
(Quick context: literally broke all three of these rules — 1 Kings 10-11 reads like a checklist of everything this passage warned against. Horses from Egypt. 700 wives. Insane wealth. And his heart turned away. God wasn't being paranoid. He was being prophetic.)
The Bible-Reading King 📖
The final rule for the king is lowkey a profoundly important one, and it's not about what the king CAN'T do — it's about what he MUST do.
When the king sits on his throne, his very first assignment is to write out a personal copy of The — not have a do it, not skim the highlights. He writes it himself, with the Levitical verifying he got it right. And then? He reads it. Every. Single. Day. For the of his life.
Why? gives three reasons, and they're all connected. First, so the king learns to — not terrified fear, but deep reverence. The kind of respect that shapes every decision. Second, so his heart doesn't get "lifted up above his brothers." The king is not above the people. He's one of them, under the same God, bound by the same . Leadership in God's system was never about being above everyone — it was about being accountable to everyone. Third, so he doesn't drift to the right or the left. Staying centered on God's word is how a king keeps his throne — not just for himself, but for his kids after him. ✨
The at the end is real: do this, stay , stay in the Word, and your lasts. The kings who followed this playbook — like — thrived. The ones who didn't? They fumbled everything God gave them.