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When the Trash Talk Hit Different.
Isaiah 36 — Assyria rolls up on Jerusalem with the ultimate psych-out
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Key Takeaways
Assyria's 'peace deal' was lowkey just deportation with better marketing — enjoy your vine now, get shipped to a foreign country later
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Hezekiah told his people to say absolutely nothing back — proving the hardest flex is keeping your mouth shut when the enemy is begging you to engage
Dude compared the Creator of the entire universe to random regional gods like that's the same thing — and was about to find out real quick why it's not
Being faithful doesn't give you a pass on hard times, but it means you don't have to fight every battle on the enemy's terms
📢 Chapter 36 — The Ultimate Psych-Out 🏰
was one of best kings. He tore down the pagan sites, centralized worship at the , and actually tried to follow God. But being faithful doesn't mean life gets easy — and in his fourteenth year as king, the consequences of standing up to came knocking at the door. Hard.
had already steamrolled every fortified city in . One by one, they fell. Now his forces were parked outside Jerusalem's walls, and he sent his top military commander — the Rabshakeh — to deliver a message. Not a private letter. A public speech. In front of everyone on the wall. This was psychological warfare, and it was about to get intense.
The Setup — Assyria Pulls Up ⚔️
In the fourteenth year of King reign, king of marched through and took every single fortified city. All of them. Then he sent the Rabshakeh — his top military spokesman — from to with a massive army. The commander positioned himself by the water conduit near the upper pool, right on the highway to the Washer's Field.
Three of Hezekiah's top officials came out to meet him: Eliakim son of , who ran the royal household; Shebna, the secretary; and Joah son of , the official recorder. These were most trusted diplomats — and they were about to hear something they really didn't want to hear.
The fact that Assyria chose a public location right by the city wall was deliberate. This wasn't a private negotiation. This was a show.
The Trash Talk Begins 🗣️
The Rabshakeh didn't waste time with pleasantries. He opened with a message for that was designed to dismantle every source of confidence had — one by one.
"Tell Hezekiah: the great king, the king of Assyria, wants to know — what exactly are you putting your trust in? You think words and strategy are enough for war? Who do you think you're relying on that made you bold enough to rebel against us?"
Then he went after — Judah's supposed ally:
"You're trusting in Egypt? That broken reed of a walking stick that stabs your hand when you lean on it? That's what Pharaoh is to everyone who trusts him."
Then came the most sus move of all — he tried to use God against them:
"And if you say, 'We trust in the LORD our God' — isn't He the one whose high places and altars Hezekiah tore down? You can't even worship Him the way you used to."
(Quick context: The Rabshakeh was twisting the truth here. Hezekiah removed pagan worship sites and centralized worship at the — which was exactly what God wanted. But to an outsider, it looked like Hezekiah had reduced God's worship. Misinformation is not a new tactic.)
Then the Rabshakeh flexed military power:
"Here's a bet for you: I'll give you two thousand horses — if you can even find enough riders for them. You can't even handle one of my master's lowest-ranking officers. And you're counting on Egypt for chariots? Please."
And then the biggest claim of all:
"You think I came here without the LORD's backing? The LORD Himself told me, 'Go up against this land and destroy it.'"
That last line was designed to break them. The Rabshakeh was claiming that God was on Assyria's side — that this invasion was God's will. It was a lie wrapped in just enough truth to be devastating. (God had used Assyria to the northern of — but that didn't mean He'd handed over too.)
"Bro, Switch Languages" 🤫
officials could feel the situation escalating. The people on the wall were hearing every word, and this was exactly what the Rabshakeh wanted — to demoralize the entire city, not just the leaders.
"Please — speak to us in Aramaic. We understand it. Don't speak in Hebrew where everyone on the wall can hear you."
Desperate move. They were basically saying, "Can we take this offline?" But the Rabshakeh wasn't having it:
"You think my master sent me just to talk to you and your king? No. I'm here for the men sitting on that wall — the ones who are going to be so starved during the siege that they eat their own waste and drink their own urine."
The cruelty was the point. He wasn't just threatening — he was painting a picture of what a prolonged siege would look like, and he wanted every single person in to hear it. This was weaponized fear, and it landed heavy.
The Public Address — Full Volume 📢
After shutting down the request for a private conversation, the Rabshakeh turned up the volume. He stood where the whole city could hear and shouted in — making sure nobody missed a word.
"Hear the words of the great king, the king of Assyria! He says: Don't let Hezekiah deceive you. He cannot save you. Don't let him make you trust in the LORD by saying, 'The LORD will deliver us.' This city will NOT be saved from the king of Assyria."
Then came the false — the carrot after the stick:
"Don't listen to Hezekiah. Make peace with me. Come out and surrender. Then each of you will eat from your own vine, your own fig tree, and drink from your own well — until I come and take you to a land just like yours. A land of grain, wine, bread, and vineyards."
Notice the manipulation: he's comfort and prosperity — but the fine print is deportation. "Life will be good... in a completely different country, far from everything you know." That's not . That's a hostage negotiation dressed up as a real estate pitch.
Then the Rabshakeh went for the theological killshot:
"Don't let Hezekiah mislead you by saying 'The LORD will deliver us.' Has any god of any nation ever saved their land from the king of Assyria? Where are the gods of Hamath and Arpad? Where are the gods of Sepharvaim? Did they save Samaria? Name one god — out of ALL the gods of ALL these lands — that saved their people from me. So what makes you think the LORD will save Jerusalem?"
The logic was cold and seemingly airtight: every other nation's gods failed. Why would yours be any different? But here's what the Rabshakeh didn't understand — the LORD is not one god among many. He's not in the same category as the gods of or Arpad. Comparing the of the universe to regional deities is like comparing the ocean to a puddle. The Rabshakeh was about to find that out. ⚡
The Silence That Said Everything 😶
And then — nothing. The people on the wall said absolutely nothing. Not a single word. Not a comeback, not a defense, not a shout. Because King had given them one command: "Do not answer him."
That silence took incredible . Every instinct would have been to argue, defend God's honor, or shout back. But Hezekiah understood something crucial: you don't have to respond to every attack. Sometimes the most powerful move is refusing to engage on the enemy's terms.
Eliakim, Shebna, and Joah went back to Hezekiah with their clothes torn — the ancient sign of grief and distress — and reported everything the Rabshakeh had said. The weight of that moment was real. Every threatening word, every twisted claim, every false promise. They laid it all before the king.
What happens next — in chapter 37 — is an exceptionally dramatic divine interventions in the entire Old Testament. But for now, the chapter ends with torn clothes and heavy silence. Sometimes looks like standing still when everything in you wants to panic. 🙏