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Choose Your Fighter (No Really, Choose).
Joshua 24 — The OG altar call where a 110-year-old legend dares Israel to pick a side
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Key Takeaways
Joshua told the people straight up 'you can't do it' — lowkey the most honest leadership moment in the OT because he knew their track record
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'As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord' — no cap the hardest mic drop in the Old Testament, zero hesitation
Everything Israel had — land, cities, vineyards — was stuff they didn't earn, which is basically grace before grace even had a name
God ran through His entire highlight reel of receipts before asking Israel to commit, because you can't appreciate the flex if you forgot the lore
The people committed three separate times and Joshua STILL made them put it in writing with a witness stone because he did not trust the vibes
📢 Chapter 24 — Choose Your Fighter ⚔️
was old. Like, 110-years-old old. He'd led through wars, claimed the , divided the territory, and now he knew his time was almost up. So he did what any leader would do — he called one final team meeting.
Every tribe, every , every and officer gathered at . This wasn't a casual hangout. They presented themselves before God. Joshua had one last thing to say, and it was going to be the most important speech of his entire career.
God's Highlight Reel 📜
stepped up and started speaking — but he wasn't giving his own words. He was delivering a message straight from God. And God opened with a history lesson, because sometimes you need to remember the to understand where you're standing:
"This is what the Lord, the God of Israel, says: 'Your ancestors lived beyond the Euphrates River way back in the day — Abraham's father Terah, all of them — and they worshiped other gods. Then I took Abraham out of there, walked him through all of Canaan, and made his family massive. I gave him Isaac. I gave Isaac Jacob and Esau. Esau got the hill country of Seir, but Jacob and his kids went down to Egypt.'"
God started the story at the very beginning — before was even . The point? Your whole family tree was built on people who worshiped fake gods until God stepped in and changed everything. None of this was your doing. 💯
The Egypt Arc and the Wilderness Saga 🌊
God kept going. The highlight reel was just getting started:
"'I sent Moses and Aaron. I hit Egypt with plagues. I brought you out. Then your ancestors came to the sea, and the Egyptians rolled up behind them with chariots and horsemen at the Red Sea. Your people cried out to the Lord, and I put darkness between you and them. I made the sea swallow them whole. You saw it with your own eyes. Then you lived in the wilderness for a long time.'"
(Quick context: God is literally saying "I did all of that." Not . Not the people. Not luck. God is running through receipts.) Every single deliverance — the , the sea, the wilderness survival — was God flexing on behalf of a people who couldn't save themselves. 🌊
Victories They Didn't Earn 🏆
The highlight reel continued, and the theme stayed the same — I did this, not you:
"'I brought you to the land of the Amorites on the other side of the Jordan. They fought you, and I gave them into your hand. Then Balak king of Moab tried to come at Israel and hired Balaam to curse you — but I wouldn't let him. He ended up blessing you instead. I delivered you out of his hand.
You crossed the Jordan and came to Jericho. The leaders of Jericho fought you, along with the Amorites, Perizzites, Canaanites, Hittites, Girgashites, Hivites, and Jebusites. I gave them all into your hand. I sent the hornet before you to drive them out — it wasn't your sword or your bow.
I gave you land you didn't work for. Cities you didn't build. Vineyards and olive orchards you didn't plant. And here you are, living in them.'"
God was being very intentional here. Before He asked them to choose, He wanted them to understand: everything you have is because of Me. You didn't earn this. You didn't build this. You're living in someone else's house eating someone else's food because I made it yours. That's before grace had a name. ✨
The Ultimatum 🔥
And then dropped it — the line that's been on wall art, bumper stickers, and Instagram bios ever since:
"Now — fear the Lord and serve Him with everything you've got. In sincerity. In faithfulness. Put away the gods your ancestors served beyond the River and in Egypt, and serve the Lord.
And if it seems wrong to you to serve the Lord — fine. Choose this day whom you will serve. The gods your ancestors worshiped across the River? The gods of the Amorites whose land you're living in? Pick one.
But as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord."
No cap, this is one of the hardest lines in the entire Bible. Joshua isn't begging. He isn't negotiating. He's saying: I've made my decision. Now make yours. No fence-sitting. No "I'll think about it." The have to go — today. 🎤⬇️
The People Respond 🙌
The crowd didn't hesitate:
"Far be it from us that we should abandon the Lord to serve other gods! The Lord our God is the one who brought us and our ancestors out of Egypt, out of slavery. He did those incredible signs right in front of us. He protected us everywhere we went, through every nation we passed through. The Lord drove out all the peoples before us. So yeah — we will serve the Lord too, because He is our God."
The people basically said "We're locked in." They recited God's resume back to — the , the signs, the protection, the victories. They knew the . They'd seen the receipts. Serving God wasn't even a question for them. At least, that's what they said. 👀
Joshua's Warning 🚨
Here's where it gets real. Most leaders would've said "Great, the energy!" and moved on. But hit them with something nobody expected:
"You can't do it. You are not able to serve the Lord. He is a holy God. He is a jealous God. He will not forgive your rebellion or your sins. If you abandon the Lord and serve foreign gods, He will turn and bring disaster on you and consume you — after all the good He's done for you."
Joshua wasn't being pessimistic — he was being honest. He knew these people. He'd watched them complain in the wilderness, build a , and turn away from God over and over. He wanted them to understand that this wasn't casual. Serving the Lord isn't a vibe — it's a commitment that will cost you everything. And breaking it has consequences. ⚡
The People Double Down ✊
But the people wouldn't back down:
"No — we WILL serve the Lord."
looked at them:
"You are witnesses against yourselves that you have chosen the Lord, to serve Him."
"We are witnesses."
"Then put away the foreign gods that are among you, and turn your hearts to the Lord, the God of Israel."
"The Lord our God we will serve, and His voice we will obey."
Three times. The people committed three times. Joshua made sure they knew what they were signing up for, and they said yes every single time. He even pointed out that they still had foreign gods among them — they weren't starting from a slate. The commitment was real, but so was the work ahead. 💯
The Covenant at Shechem 🪨
So made it official:
He cut a with the people that day, set up statutes and rules at , and wrote everything down in the Book of the of God. Then he grabbed a massive stone and set it up under a terebinth tree near the of the Lord.
"This stone has heard every word the Lord said to us. It will be a witness against you — so you don't go back on your God."
Then Joshua sent everyone home, each person to their . The speech was over. The covenant was made. The stone was standing. Now it was on them to actually live it out.
The End of an Era 🕊️
After all of this, — the servant of the Lord, the man who succeeded , the leader who brought into the — died at 110 years old. They buried him in his own inheritance at Timnath-serah, in the hill country of .
And served the Lord all the days of Joshua, and all the days of the who outlived him — the ones who had personally seen everything God did for .
They also buried the bones of — the ones Israel had carried out of — at , in the piece of land that had bought from the sons of Hamor for a hundred pieces of silver. It became the inheritance of Joseph's descendants. And the son of died too, and they buried him at in the hill country of .
An era ended. The generation that saw the , crossed the , and took the land — they were passing away. The question Joshua asked wouldn't go away with him. Every generation after would face the same choice: Who will you serve? The stone at Shechem was still standing. And it was still watching. 🪨