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When the Hired Hater Can't Stop Blessing.

Numbers 23 — When you hire a prophet to curse God's people and he can't stop blessing them

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Key Takeaways

God is not a man that He should lie — Balaam drops one of the hardest theological bars in the OT right in the middle of a paid cursing gig.

Balak paid top dollar for a curse and got triple-blessed instead — God's protection plan has no refund policy, no cap.
Twenty-one altars, twenty-one bulls, twenty-one rams — and not a single curse landed because you literally cannot curse what God has blessed.

📢 Chapter 23 — The Hired Hater Can't Stop Blessing 🐂

So here's the setup: is a pagan who got hired by , the king of , to curse . was terrified of the — millions of them camped right on his doorstep, fresh off bodying every nation in their path. His plan? Pay the most famous prophet-for-hire in the ancient world to put a supernatural curse on them. Simple, right?

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Wrong. Because you can't curse what God has . And what happens next is one of the funniest power struggles in the entire Old Testament — a king who keeps trying to get the result he paid for, and a prophet whose mouth God has completely taken over. Three attempts. Three blessings. is about to be absolutely cooked. 💀

Attempt One: Seven Altars, Zero Curses 🐏

told to set up the ritual — seven , seven bulls, seven rams. Everything by the book. did exactly what Balaam asked, and they on every altar. Then Balaam told to stay put while he went off alone to see if the Lord would meet him.

And God did meet him. Balaam basically reported in like, "I set up the seven altars, made all the — we're good." And the Lord put a word directly in Balaam's mouth and said, "Go back to and say exactly this."

So Balaam walked back to where and all the princes of were standing by their , opened his mouth, and delivered this:

"Balak brought me all the way from Aram — the king of Moab dragged me from the eastern mountains saying, 'Come curse Jacob for me, come denounce Israel!' But how can I curse someone God hasn't cursed? How can I denounce someone the Lord hasn't denounced? I look down from these mountain crags and I see a people set apart — a nation that stands alone, not even counting itself among the others. Who could count the dust of Jacob or number even a quarter of Israel? Let me die the death of the righteous — let my end be like theirs!"

face must have been PRICELESS. He hired this man to deliver a curse and instead got one of the most blessings in the Old Testament. He was shook:

"What have you DONE to me?! I brought you here to curse my enemies and you've done nothing but bless them!"

Balaam just shrugged:

"Am I not supposed to speak exactly what the Lord puts in my mouth?"

That's what happens when you try to use God's own against God's own people. The ratio was brutal. 💯

Attempt Two: God Doesn't Change His Mind ⚡

wasn't giving up. He figured maybe the problem was the view — if could only see part of instead of the whole massive camp, maybe the curse would work. (Quick context: Ancient people believed curses were partly about what you could see. was literally trying to game the system.)

So he took Balaam to the field of Zophim, up on top of Pisgah. Built seven MORE . Sacrificed seven MORE bulls and rams. Same setup, different location. Balaam told to stand by his again while he went to meet the Lord.

The Lord met Balaam, put another word in his mouth, and sent him back. was waiting eagerly: "What did the Lord say?"

And Balaam delivered the hardest truth would ever hear:

"Stand up, Balak, and listen. Pay attention, son of Zippor: God is not a man, that He should lie. He's not a human being who changes His mind. Has He said something and not done it? Has He spoken and not followed through? I was commanded to bless — He has blessed, and I cannot take it back.

He sees no misfortune in Jacob, no trouble in Israel. The Lord their God is with them, and the shout of a King is among them. God brought them out of Egypt and is for them like the horns of a wild ox — unstoppable.

No enchantment works against Jacob. No divination works against Israel. People will look at what God has done and say, 'WHAT HAS GOD DONE?!' This people rises like a lioness, lifts itself like a lion — it does not rest until it has devoured its prey."

was desperate now. He tried to negotiate:

"Fine — at least don't BLESS them! Just... don't say anything at all!"

But Balaam hit him with the same line:

"Didn't I tell you? Whatever the Lord says — that's what I have to do."

Two attempts. Two blessings. And the second one was even more fire than the first. God wasn't just protecting — He was flexing through the very hired to destroy them. No cap. 🦁

Attempt Three: Same Setup, Same God 🏔️

You'd think would have learned by now. But no. He said, "Okay, one more try. Let me take you to a different spot — maybe God will be cool with you cursing them from there."

So took to the top of Peor, overlooking the desert where was camped. And Balaam — who at this point knew exactly how this was going to go — still told to build seven and prepare seven bulls and seven rams. did it. Again.

Three locations. Twenty-one altars. Twenty-one bulls. Twenty-one rams. And not a single curse landed. When God decides to bless, no amount of money, magic, or location changes can reverse it. That's not just Old Testament — that's a you can stand on today. ✨