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When the Hired Hater Becomes the Hype Man.

Numbers 24 — Three curses ordered, four blessings delivered, and one messianic prophecy nobody asked for

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Before bouncing, Balaam dropped rapid-fire prophecies about entire nations rising and falling — straight up mic drop exit interview.
You literally cannot curse what God has blessed, no matter how much money you throw at the problem.

📢 Chapter 24 — The Hired Hater Becomes the Hype Man 🌟

So here's where we're at: , king of , hired — a legit -for-hire — to curse . Three times. Three built, three offered, three attempts to get God to trash His own people. And three times, God flipped the script and made Balaam bless instead. is fuming. Balaam is just along for the ride at this point.

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Now round four is about to hit, and this time Balaam isn't even trying the omens anymore. He's given up fighting what God clearly wants to say. What comes out of his mouth next is one of the most in the entire Old Testament — and it points way, way into the future. 🔥

Balaam's Third Oracle — Israel Is Goated 🏕️

This time didn't go looking for omens like before. He just turned toward the wilderness, looked out over camp spread across the landscape tribe by tribe, and the came on him. No rituals, no sorcery — just God taking the mic:

"The oracle of Balaam son of Beor — the man whose eyes are truly open, who hears the words of God and sees visions from the Almighty:

How beautiful are your tents, O Jacob — your camps, O Israel! They stretch out like palm groves, like gardens by a river, like trees the Lord Himself planted, like cedars beside the water.

Water will overflow from their buckets, and their descendants will spread across many waters. Their king will rise higher than Agag, and their kingdom will be exalted.

God brought them out of Egypt and is like the horns of a wild ox for them — they'll devour the nations that oppose them, crush their bones, and pierce them with arrows.

Israel crouched down like a lion — like a lioness. Who dares wake them up? Blessed are those who bless you, and cursed are those who curse you."

That last line is basically the God made to all the way back in 12:3 — coming out of the mouth of a pagan . God's promises don't need your permission to come true. 💯

Balak Loses It 😤

was DONE. Three blessings when he paid for three curses? He literally struck his hands together in frustration — the ancient equivalent of rage-slamming your laptop shut:

"I called you to curse my enemies, and you've blessed them three times! Get out. Go home. I said I'd honor you with a massive payday, but the Lord has held you back from getting any of it."

And was basically like, "Bro, I told you from the start":

"Didn't I tell your messengers — even if you gave me your entire house full of silver and gold, I cannot go beyond what the Lord says. I can't freelance on this. What God speaks, that's what I speak. Period.

But since I'm leaving anyway, let me give you one more — on the house. Let me tell you what this people will do to YOUR people in the days to come."

asked for intel on how to destroy and instead got a preview of how Israel would destroy everyone around them. The ratio is unreal. 📉

The Star and the Scepter ⭐👑

This is the big one. final major oracle — and it goes beyond anything about the current situation. This is straight-up prophecy:

"The oracle of Balaam son of Beor — the man whose eyes are opened, who hears the words of God, who knows the knowledge of the Most High, who sees visions from the Almighty:

I see him, but not now. I behold him, but not near. A star shall come out of Jacob, and a scepter shall rise out of Israel. It shall crush the forehead of Moab and break down all the sons of Sheth.

Edom will be conquered. Seir — their enemies — will be conquered. And Israel is doing valiantly. One from Jacob will exercise dominion and destroy the survivors of cities."

(Quick context: The "star" and "scepter" imagery points to a coming king. In the short term, this pointed toward conquering and centuries later. But the bigger fulfillment? A Messiah — a forever king from line. This is one of the oldest messianic prophecies in .)

A pagan , hired to destroy God's people, ended up prophesying the coming of the King who would save them. God really does use whoever He wants. ✨

The Final Oracles — Everyone Gets a Word 🔮

Before he left, had a few more short prophecies to drop. He looked out at the surrounding nations and delivered rapid-fire verdicts:

On :

"Amalek was the first among the nations, but its end is utter destruction."

(Quick context: attacked right after they left — they were Israel's oldest enemy. Being "first among nations" in power didn't give them .)

On the Kenites:

"Your dwelling place is enduring, your nest is set in the rock. But even Kain will be burned when Asshur takes you away captive."

And his final word:

"Alas — who shall live when God does this? Ships will come from Kittim and afflict Asshur and Eber, and they too will come to utter destruction."

Then Balaam got up and went home. went his way. The hired -for-hire delivered four blessings, one prophecy, and a series of prophecies about nations rising and falling — all because you can't curse what God has . No matter how much you're willing to pay. 🎤⬇️