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The Worst Decision in Human History.
Genesis 3 — One rule, one satisfying-looking fruit, and the L that broke everything
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Key Takeaways
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Adam threw Eve AND God under the bus in one sentence — inventing the blame game before civilization even started.
Getting kicked out of Eden sounds harsh, but living forever in a broken state would've been the real curse — God was protecting them even while disciplining them.
📢 Chapter 3 — The Worst Decision in Human History 🍎
Everything was perfect. and his wife were living in the garden of — no , no , no . God had given them literally everything. Every tree, every fruit, the whole paradise. One rule. Just one: don't eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and . That's it. One boundary in all of creation.
Now the serpent was the craftiest creature God had made. Not just smart — manipulative. And he went straight for the woman with a question designed to plant doubt:
"Did God actually say you can't eat from ANY tree in the garden?"
See what he did there? He twisted what God said. God never said they couldn't eat from any tree — He said one. One tree. But made it sound like God was holding everything back from them. The woman corrected him:
"We can eat from the trees in the garden. But the one in the middle — God said don't eat from it, don't even touch it, or we'll die."
Then went full mode:
"You're not gonna die. God knows that the second you eat it, your eyes will be opened and you'll be like God — knowing good and evil."
That's the oldest lie in : God is keeping something good from you. He's not protecting you — He's restricting you. That line has been living rent free in humanity's head ever since. 🧠
The Fumble 🍎
The woman looked at the tree. It looked good to eat. It was beautiful. And the of ? That sealed it. She took the fruit and ate. Then she gave some to her husband — who was right there with her — and he ate too.
Immediately, everything changed. Their eyes were opened, but not the way the serpent promised. The first thing they felt was shame. They realized they were naked, and they scrambled to sew fig leaves together to cover themselves.
One choice. One fruit. And the whole trajectory of human history shifted. That's what does — it promises a and delivers a breakdown. 💀
Caught in 4K 👀
Then they heard the sound of the Lord God walking in the garden in the cool of the day. And instead of running to Him like they always had — they hid. They hid from the God who made them and loved them, because for the first time, they were afraid.
God called out to :
"Where are you?"
(Quick context: God wasn't asking because He didn't know. He was giving Adam a chance to come forward.)
"I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked, so I hid."
"Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten from the tree I told you not to eat from?"
And here's where the blame game started — the very first one in history. Adam said:
"The woman YOU gave me — she gave me the fruit, and I ate."
straight up threw both AND God under the bus in one sentence. Then God turned to the woman:
"What have you done?"
"The serpent deceived me, and I ate."
Everyone pointing fingers. Nobody owning it. That pattern hasn't changed in thousands of years. doesn't just break your relationship with God — it makes you hide, deflect, and blame everyone around you. 😬
The Curse on the Serpent and the First Promise 🔥
God didn't ask the serpent for an explanation. He went straight to the sentence:
"Because you did this, you're cursed — more than any other animal. You'll crawl on your belly and eat dust for the rest of your life. And I'm putting war between you and the woman, between your offspring and hers. He will crush your head, and you will strike his heel."
This is massive. Right here in verse 15, in the middle of the worst moment in human history, God dropped the first promise. The woman's offspring — one specific descendant — would crush the serpent's head. Yes, would wound him. But the serpent would lose. This is the first hint of in all of . Theologians call it the protoevangelium — the first announcement of the . Even in , God was already making a way back. ✨
Consequences for Eve 💔
Then God turned to the woman:
"I will multiply your pain in childbearing. In pain you will bring forth children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you."
This passage is heavy and needs to be handled with care. The pain and the fractured relationship between husband and wife — this wasn't God's original design. This is what sin broke. The partnership that was meant to be equal and whole became strained by power struggles and suffering. This isn't a prescription. It's a description of what the fall cost.
Consequences for Adam ⚡
Then God spoke to :
"Because you listened to your wife's voice and ate from the tree I commanded you not to eat from — cursed is the ground because of you. You'll work it in pain all the days of your life. It'll grow thorns and thistles for you. By the sweat of your face you'll eat bread, until you return to the ground. Because you were taken from dust, and to dust you will return."
Work was always part of the plan — God had already put Adam in the garden to tend it. But now it would be hard. The ground itself would resist him. And for the first time, death entered the picture. Not just physical death, but the slow decay of everything. The world was no longer cooperating with humanity, because humanity had stopped cooperating with God.
Grace in the Wreckage 🫶
Even in the aftermath, there are two details that hit different.
First, named his wife — meaning "life" — because she would be the mother of all living. Even after the worst day in human history, he looked forward with , not backward in despair.
Second, God made garments of animal skins and clothed them Himself. Their fig leaf DIY wasn't enough. God provided a real covering — and it cost something. An animal died so they could be covered. That's the first in the Bible, and it points straight to every sacrifice that would come after it, all the way to the .
Even in , God's showed up. 🫶
Exiled from Eden 🚪
Then God said something that reveals the weight of the situation:
"The man has become like one of us, knowing good and evil. Now, if he reaches out and takes from the tree of life and eats and lives forever—"
God didn't finish the sentence. He didn't have to. in a broken, sinful state would be an eternal curse, not a blessing. So God did something that looks harsh but was actually merciful — He sent them out of the garden.
The Lord drove out of to work the ground he was taken from. And at the east side of the garden, He placed and a flaming sword that turned every direction, guarding the way to the .
The door closed. Paradise was lost. But the promise from verse 15 was already in motion. days were numbered. A rescuer was coming — it would just take a while. The entire of the Bible is the story of God keeping that promise. 💯